Neha

About Neha

Hi, I’m Neha. I have years of experience being professionally ignored by my cat, yet I continue to pay her rent, buy her food, and tell her she’s beautiful. My qualifications include: • Speaking fluent “pspspsps” • Identifying the difference between a hunger meow, an attention meow, and a “the bowl is only 97% full” meow • Taking 437 photos of pets in a single day • Canceling plans because a pet fell asleep on me I love animals because they’re honest. If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll also know immediately. Whether your pet wants endless playtime, a walking buddy, or someone to admire them like the tiny celebrity they believe they are, I’m happy to be their temporary human staff member.